(this prob needs work, but, the iron was hot)
“The Son of Man” *
The post card says
“Dan here is a photo for you the old fashioned way –
(BOOTS!)”
And indeed ,within the dappled envelope
Is a proper, kindly thought, a photograph,
Of myself and diamond-chokered lady
At a party, just introduced –
‘Intrigued’ the Kodak would say,
And now
Has just very politely blown me out.
She is very content being single, she says –
A state that is unusual for her.
I am just the opposite I declare,
Which must smack just of desperation just as
My moustache was once redolent of
The stink of cigar ash,
Which I’d blithely convince myself was odourless and
Therefore, I did not smoke.
The party is a Surrealist party and just outside the photographs
Boundary is a girl drinking spirits with a spoon from an iced bowl
And dressed as a box of Special K.
It truly transpires she is dyslexic and her computer
Cyber-rattled, Hawking-Like that she was invited to a
‘Cereal Party’
And one can’t help but wonder, if she,
between spoon-sips from her punch bowl,
Wonders why no-one else is dressed as Golden Graham –
Or where are the Sugar-Puffs…
Does no man have a Variety 6-Pack?
Back in the photograph,
We stand, drinks in hands, grins on our masks,
About to swap phone numbers.
One wears a beret and hair net.
One wears a Bowler,
One wears a tight red tie,
One wears a lace ruff.
About to swap phone numbers,
Trying, party deaf, not to get names wrong,
And then to only dial them once.
You have the seductive knickers
Of an enamel banded wasp.
I have the face of a sweetly perpsiring
Granny Smith.
This should of worked so well.
* from the Magritte painting, “The son of Man”
Dan Belton 3/7/12